But no, I’ve just been very lucky. But I’ve worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I’ve an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

I don’t know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I’ve been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I’ve got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

I’ve always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It’s as simple as that.

I like consistency. If you’ve had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true – I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

I do play drums when I’m on tour.

I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over.